THOUGHT OF THE MOMENT:
Freedom, Prosperity and Peace...
FOREVER.
7/7/05
Subject: George Carlin Speaks
Cows, Constitution, and Carlin
COWS
Is it just me, or
does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington,
and they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million
illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
CONSTITUTION
They
keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them
ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years
and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have
the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse?! ; You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal,"
"Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!
And Last
but not least.....
George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart ..
"Boy, I feel
a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking
around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook,
clean, and work in the yard, and haul her ass off to jail."